shadowednarrator:

didneyworl-no-uta:

momoneymoboolits:

absolutelybrochelle:

absolutelybrochelle:

fuckyeahricksantorum:

yarnkind:

This morning I’m saying something I didn’t think I would ever say:

Keep Rick Santorum and his family in your thoughts and, if it’s up your alley, prayers.

I don’t like Santorum. I think he is a sad, withered little man who is pretty solidly a political joke. However, he has a daughter, Bella. She’s three, and she’s got a defect called Trisonomy 18 that puts her in the hospital a lot. She’s there now, in the hospital, so he’s taking a break from campaigning and, if things keep going as they are, will probably quit the race. It’s not a terminal illness, per se, but it makes her really weak and fragile. She is only one of the 10 percent of babies that makes it past a year of age. She could very well die now, or on her next hospital visit.

I know a lot of you are going to think “well he isn’t fit to have a kid anyway,” or some such, but holy hell guys, no one deserves this, not even Rick Santorum.

I’m not trying to make any kind of political statement here. Just spare a thought?

^^^

 

I can’t guarantee the validity of this, but I wanted to dig this up after seeing all these posts about Santorum today.

Reblogging again because every other post celebrating Santorum’s decision to drop out of his campaign has several thousand notes. Please guys.

I know that Santorum is not the best man around, but please keep him and his family in your thoughts/prayers. 

You know…Rick may not be the best candidate for President or anything government related, but in the end he’s still a human being. A husband. A father. I wish the best for him and his family right now.

This is the brilliant part of the internet- what differentiates us from the extremists and the psychos.  Because when push comes to shove and someone needs good vibes or prayers, no matter how much of a scumbag they are, we love and tolerate the shit out of them.  Here’s looking at you, Santorum family- good luck.

He could have been President of the United States (I know he was behind but stranger things have happened in politics), but he dropped out of the race mainly to care for his daughter. No matter his opinions, he branded himself as a family man who put his wife and children first no matter what. And when it came to the choice between his ailing daughter and the possibility of holding the most powerful office on the planet… he made the difficult choice, the noble choice.

So Mr. Santorum… good luck to you and your family. I know it will be a hard road, but as long as you stick together you’ll make it.

derekfett:

Marshall is just a simple man, caught in a web of fashion he doesn’t understand…

Just one more reason to love him. He’s clearly giving both of them ‘the fuck you wearin’ bitch?’ looks. Someone needed to do it.

And on the seventh day, God created Rainbow Dash.

And it was good.

aestivate:

eslee:

Because you’re not a “real” Republican presidential candidate if you’re moderate.

I saw a Youtube comment on a Huntsman video that said something along the lines of “You are too intelligent, modest, experienced, and moderate to ever win that primary.”

Sad but true. Huntsman and Romney are both too sane to get the nod (although Romney still has a shot)

The moment where Rick Perry became unforgivable. 

Everytime I see this I can’t get over how cute this dog is.

That’s the first thing I see, not the joke.

godbuscus:

CHRISTMAS GIVEAWAY: Black Monster Beats by Dr. Dre

Also includes touring case, cleaning cloth, 1/4 inch adapter, 2 aaa batteries, and an airline adapter.

I will ship worldwide.

RULES:

You must reblog to win.

Don’t make multiple accounts just to win.

Likes do NOT count.

Ask box must be open.

You don’t have to follow (but it would be nice if you did)

Anymore questions, just send them in my ask box!

Ends: December 16th

yurbledoodleburg:

pettyartist:

Dear John: I love you

I need to find this now and watch it and laugh but I can’t dammit dammit all

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on The McDonald’s Trick™

Everyone knows that McDonalds carries the highest quality vegetables and toilet paper.

thedrunkenmoogle:

Charmander, Charmeleon, Charizard (Pokemon Cocktails)

Ingedients:
Charmander-
1 splash of grenadine
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
.5 oz Bacardi 151

Charmeleon-
1 spash of grenadine,
1 splash of scotch
1 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
Fill with ginger ale

Charizard- 
2 oz Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey
2 splashes of grenadine
2 splash of scotch
1.5 ounces Bacardi 151
Fill with ginger ale 

Directions: For the Charmander shot, pour a slash of grenadine into the bottom of a shot glass. Add the Fireball, then top with the Bacardi 151. Light it on fire, then extinguish before drinking.  
For the Charmeleon cocktail, mix all the alcoholic ingredients and then pour over ice in a lowball glass. Top with ginger ale.   
For the Charizard drink, Mix all of the alcoholic ingredients, pour into a highball glass and top with ginger ale.  If you plan on lighting the Charizard on fire, add the Bacardi 151 last, after the ginger ale, on top of everything else.  As always, be careful with flames and don’t try to drink flaming cocktails while still on fire! Fire burns people and stuff and faces.

These drinks scream fire, from the cinnamon punch, to the smoky scotch aftertaste.  Get your team ready and go hit up Cinnabar Island.  This night is for fire!

Check out our other Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur cocktails, as well as our Squirtle, Wartortle, and Blastoise cocktails. 

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

I know what I’m ordering at the bar tonight!